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Title:  I thought you said feather Author: A penis named Derek Pairing: Phan Rating: 5 stars Warnings: Sarcasm and swearing Disclaimer: I don’t own Phil (AmazingPhil) or Dan (danisnotonfire). This is fiction and in no way do I claim they are relationship because I’m being sarcastic Author's Note: Sarcastic Ninjabuscus is STILL sarcastic "Phil!" Dan screamed at, you guessed it, Phil who was upstairs. Why he screamed, I do not know dear reader because for one I am not Dan. But jesus christ, he must be trying to communicate with aliens or some shit. "What Dan?" Phil shouted back, because unlike Dan he wasn't trying to contact extra

Title: I miss... Author: Le moi (Ninjabuscus) Genre: Pfft I dunno man Rating: I don’t know, just don’t hand copies of this to five year olds Warnings: Swearing? Disclaimer: One does not own Dan (Danisnotonfire) or Phil (AmazingPhil). All of this is fictional and in no way do I imply that they are actually in a relationship. Author's Note: Enjoy! When you have a cake and eat it, it's gone. When you have a piece of paper and burn it, it's gone. When you lose the one you love, they're gone. My one great flaw is that I let Phil get too close. He became so important to the point where life without him was unthinkable and if I mana

Title: I Don't Mind Author: Le moi (Ninjabuscus) Genre: Pfft I dunno man Rating: I don’t know, just don’t hand copies of this to five year olds Warnings: Swearing? Disclaimer: One does not own Dan (Danisnotonfire) or Phil (AmazingPhil). All of this is fictional and in no way do I imply that they are actually in a relationship. Author's Note: Enjoy! Phil's PoV I like to picture the situation as a room that has been flipped upside down. The frames have smacked the wall, causing the glass to shatter. Possessions fall down to what is now the floor with an almighty crash; personal belongings snapping, tearing, and breaking. Destruct

Title: Hold Onto Me Author: Le moi (Ninjabuscus) Genre: Pfft I dunno man Rating: I don’t know, just don’t hand copies of this to five year olds Warnings: Swearing? Disclaimer: One does not own Dan (Danisnotonfire) or Phil (AmazingPhil). All of this is fictional and in no way do I imply that they are actually in a relationship. Author's Note: Enjoy! Dan's PoV Growing up, I was told to never become too attached to people because they can get up and leave at any time. Countless times people got sick of me and left, and I never got too torn up about it because I never became attached to them. I did care about them, but I was carefu

Title: Drunk Talks Author: stars / stultiloquent / stvltiloqvent Pairing: danisnotonfire/amazingphil (phan) Rating: PG for reference to sex Summary: "do you think dan and phil used to get drunk and chill on the balcony back in manchester talking about life until sunrise" A/N: this is unedited and unplanned, so i apologise for any mistakes i missed at 3am in the morning. Disclaimer: None of this is real, I own nothing except for the plot, and as a great man named Mikey Way once said, don't Google yourself, people.   (source) Phil used to make fun of me, tell me I’m an alcoholic because when I was in college, and him in uni, ever

Title: You're Not A Constant Star Author: LIONLLAMAARMY Genre: Tragedy Rating: 12& up? I guess... Warnings: None Author's Note: *Disclaimer in the description. I'm finally getting off my lazy butt, and doing something. Sorry it's short...and crappy. [Dan's POV] Everybody said I was a fool for falling in love with you. They warned me of what eventually would happened, but as you feel asleep with your head on my shoulder I ignored them. Your beautiful soul made me blind to what the others said. I choose to listen to my heart, and everybody said it was the worst decision I'd ever made. But do I reget it? Nope. I don't have a single s

Title: The Perfect Storm: Chapter 1 Author: LIONLLAMAARMY Genre: Romance/Drama Rating: 12& up? I guess... Warnings: None Author's Note: *Disclaimer in the description. I love you! Hope you enjoy this story I've been working on forever but never had the guts to post it until now! ^-^ [Chris' POV] I stood there, frozen and petrified. My eyes followed a pair of dark, blood-red ones as they circled me. I tried to move, to get away, but it was no use. My feet felt as if they were held down by some unknown force. The owner of the shooting orbs was hidden in the darkness of woodland that surrounded us. The rain that was falling harshly didn't

Title: I Guess I'm Dreaming Again TIMESTAMP Author: stars Pairing: Danisnotonfire/Gerard Way aka Wayfire Rating: PG i guess, for swears Warning: again, age difference, but it's not really a teacher/student ship anymore? Summary: ugh i just want to sleep... it's really what it says on the title okay please just read the fic Word Count: 986, apparently. i wrote 986 words about Dan being ill, wow A/N: i have nothing declare - formalities, kindly please fuck off Disclaimer: None of this is real, I own nothing except for the plot, and as a great man named Mikey Way once said, don't Google yourself, people. He’d woken himself up in the middl